Dear stupid hair,

Hey stupid hair how’s it going? Having a lot of fun, I presume? What with all the breaking out you've been doing. I mean really do you have to grow so much and out of control like some kind of virus? I know we haven't been the best of friends. And I've fought you tooth and nail everytime you decided it's time for another batch of dandruffs especially dalam keadaan kemarau skang ni. Lagilah kau nak tumbuh dengan begitu banyak sekali! I really thought I had it under control because you no longer appear on my freakin’ hair. You must be happy watching me go crazy. I've slapped on almost every product available out there in the market for dandruff control. God knows how many chemicals I've smothered you in. But you would always win. I remember this one time I wanted to scrape you off so bad with my fingernails and I didn't wanna go out of the house. It was very frustrating and you make me very self-conscious. You must’ve been laughing your head off with glee every single freakin’ time I broke down! Damn you stupid hair. I loathe you.